Jerksta

When you beat your meat to Instagram posts

Bro that was the best jerksta I’ve ever had

by Bigboy_911 April 26, 2019

Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples

Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!

by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020

Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

Jerkcado

Fake word Reagan made up cause she’s salty about loosing

Reagan: your a jerkcado for beating me

Sebastian: what?

by S.seebby.y May 1, 2022

Jerkayl

A sexy, strong, alpha male that always has hardcore anal with me... women.

"Jerkayl is sooooo strong and alpha, the anal he did was phenomenal" -James

by Big_J_28 September 11, 2022

Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!

Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"

by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018