homoserious

when a homosexual couple have decided to get serious about their relationship. it's usually used to describe a gay couple who cannot be married.

-"bill? want to be homoserious with me?"
-"sure deary."

by vanessa April 21, 2004

homosexless

A man whose sexual appetite is satiated by homoerotic male bonding, most typically in a sports, military, or competitive business environment.

My homosexless boyfriend would rather hang out with his frisbee team than be with me, so we fuck about once a week.

by JDY March 13, 2005

Leighton homosexual

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.

"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."

by hochullain April 21, 2010

homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

by Ryan September 4, 2004

homosexual chocolate

A large homosexual black man who is prone to promiscuity and buggery. Usually is very much desired by the gay community for his charm and raw sexuality.

That fat man is definitely homosexual chocolate, look at how they all flock towards him.

by Dr. Fizgig June 5, 2015

morbidly homosexual

Something that is so extremely gay it causes death.

dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"

girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"

by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009

Holosexual

A person or being who is sexually or desperatly in love with holographic powder that they would do anything to get their grabby hands on it

Simplynailogical is a huge holosexual

by Shikaku watermelon August 1, 2018