official Heinz

A person who is fifty-seven years old.

Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.

by GetLit23 November 15, 2016

Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Not sure if I spelt that right but basically parry the platypus’s nemesis, doing things like wrapping the town to pull it with a very strong magnet to then reverse the way the earth go’s round. Also a dad which in my honest opinion he is the best dad

Agent p Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz has purchased a suspicious amount of tin foil and we think you best suited for the job. go and check it out

by Meme and scream June 15, 2020

Hein Queen

Queen of all things heinous (fugly)

Chelsea: Tamra is a fucking hein queen.

Tamra: I am Tamra....and I'm not a hein queen.

Chelsea: Yes you are, you're one fugly bitch.

by King Cool Kat Cosworth March 27, 2009

heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

Hefin

Amazingly good-looking and hot guy. Also very good at any sport. Nice, funny, yet rather serious. Very good friend and boyfriend to those he knows. The guy every guy wants to be friends with and admire.

Adj.- Being extremely good at any sport ever invented without even trying.

Did you see that dude at the game? I bet he's a total hefin

by soccerme February 28, 2011

heinous

word used by marine recruits to describe something totally awful, such as IT (intensive training)

I had to do two hours of IT today! It was heinous!

by PBendJ May 9, 2006

heineken

A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.

John: Hey what's your favorite beer?
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat

by ACredibleSource2 June 12, 2009