Haseeb

Name: 99.99999999% of "Haseebs" are not pagans and would never betray anybody.

Synonym: Friend

Antonym: Imaad

Imaad paganed out on us but Haseeb's still with us

by Barry "BANG" Scott June 24, 2018

Halsey

An uncommon name that is a trap in its self. Always having people be like “oh like the singer Halsey?” yeah that gets annoying fast.

“oh halsey like the singer?”
“Um definitely not”

by halseynotthesinger May 5, 2019

hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

ficken wie die hasen

German expression that means F*** like the bunnies.

Do you want to ficken wie die hasen?

by Darren March 29, 2004

Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

haseeba

She’s the most prettiest girl you will ever see! She has the smartest brain and the most amazing glasses you will ever see. She loves food and loves playing games on her phone! She’s addicted to saving up and is always caring and considerate of others. She has at least 5 crushes and keeps them a secret from people in case she gets married to them as she hopes she does! She has the cutest dimples and loves watching Korean dramas! She’s not one for cooking but will happily eat your food as mentioned that she loves it a lot!

Boy 1: OH SNAP WHOS THAT SEXY GIRL?

Boy 2: erm that’s haseeba and she’s my girlfriend

Boy 1: OH RIGHT! Can we share her?

Boy 2: dude seriously? Shut up!

by Posydym October 16, 2020

hapset

adj. feeling both happy and upset because of your confilicting perspectives/feelings on/about the same situation, event, incident, etc.

other forms: adj. happsetting

John: Hey, Alpha, did you hear about Mary’s promotion?

Alpha: Yeah, I did. I'm pretty hapset about it though. Mary’s my good friend and I’m happy for her and all, but I was counting on them choosing me over her.

by rhyvr0 September 8, 2009