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holyfuckingshit 

An expletive indicating mild surprise.
Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot 

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."
Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.

HolyFuckinAssCrackers 

A state of great surprise in which the speaker can think of nothing else to say and just has to say something.
Ron: Dude did you see that?
HFAC: See what?
Ron: That!
*Ninja flies by*
HFAC: HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
Ron(Startled):DUDE WTF?!?
HFAC: Right... *Bitchslaps ron and runs*
Ron:HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
HolyFuckinAssCrackers by HFAC March 31, 2009

holyfucker 

A pastor, priest, or other church-related person who acts like a motherfucker
Our replacement pastor is a holyfucker, I can tell.

holyfucknuts 

the term used when someone says or does something that is unfuckinbelieveable...
Holyfucknuts, her boobages were so big i could of dove in them an started swimming the breaststroke.
holyfucknuts by catchoftheday October 10, 2006

Holyfuckinshitit'sfreerealestate 

The phrase uttered when viewing property that costs nothing.
Holyfuckinshitit'sfreerealestate!