AufulPerson69's definitions

Horsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to mammals in the Equidae family, most commonly the Equus ferus caballus, or better known as the domestic horse.

Anne Marie is horsexual

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

Holyfuckinshitit'sfreerealestate

The phrase uttered when viewing property that costs nothing.

Holyfuckinshitit'sfreerealestate!

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

Backdoor Binger

Someone who intakes large amounts of ass in short bursts.

Joe is a backdoor binger.

by AufulPerson69 June 18, 2017