garpy

Feeling a little ill, but not to ill.

I feel a bit garpy today.
I overate, now I feel Garpy.
I feel better but still a bit garpy.

by aka Dee July 20, 2008

garp

Shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit about what you are saying. Garp is very similar to words like dgaf, however the fact that it is such an unknown word allows you to be more creative in your ways of shutting up.

Just garp.

by realcool December 20, 2013

Glarded

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

Glaphensnarp

The action of acquiring a bird feather for pricking one's finger in order to sign in blood.

The petshop hardly satisfied, as the canaries were not aggressive enough, the parakeets rediculous both in name and appearance, and the solitary owl, though macabre, not imbued with the loyalty necessary in the feather of glaphensnarpification

by Anaeekers June 8, 2010

Glarb

A zombie with no teeth, whom gums your shoulder, they also have no nails, thus they cannot spread infection. They sit on your shoulder until flicked in the nose, then run away crying.

After the zombiepocalypse we kept a pet glarb to help carry our stuff

by Sinister Claws January 9, 2010

garp

To garp is to take someone from behind during a ride on public transportation. This includes buses, trains, trams but not your usual automobiles, as there is no standing room to garp properly

Human 1: I can't believe that guy garped me on the bus yesterday

Human 2: Yeah, he garped me too

by garpdaddyyy February 17, 2018

Glape

A racist way of describing how an Asian person says the word "grape."

Stereotypical Asian: "You pass more glape jell-o, please?"

Joe: "Sure, but I think you mean 'grape'."

Stereotypical Asian: "Oh, kank you."

by jewboy11505 April 11, 2009