The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.
One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
by larper5000 October 15, 2010
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Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.
"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."
"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."
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Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010
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Get the sausage gargler mug.(n) The action of having sex while simultaneously gargling mouthwash.
(v) To have sex while gargling mouthwash.
(v) To have sex while gargling mouthwash.
Dude, I totally fuck gargled using Listerine's new flavor last night. It was the best fuck gargle I have ever experienced.
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A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
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