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Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
by larper5000 October 15, 2010
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Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."
by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021
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righteous gargle

Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010
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gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.
by crazy one June 29, 2004
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sausage gargler

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.
by mike i. April 16, 2008
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fuck gargle

(n) The action of having sex while simultaneously gargling mouthwash.

(v) To have sex while gargling mouthwash.
Dude, I totally fuck gargled using Listerine's new flavor last night. It was the best fuck gargle I have ever experienced.
by Johnny Applesaucedx December 2, 2009
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Gargle

A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,

A gargle of gay men.
When I went to a cookout at the Cuff, I was tickled at seeing the gargle of gay men.
by Shubrick August 30, 2013
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