Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

Flapper

1. A person who's goal is to beat their last score on flappy bird; addicted to flappy bird.
2.Posts up their new high score on social media every time they get it. usually annoying.

Boy 1: That dude is always posting up his high score on Flappy bird.
Boy 2: I know, hes such a flapper.

by yoloislife February 9, 2014

mc flapper

a fat boy getting jizzed in

k8tmontbille getting mc flapper by steve jones mouth saying agagagagag parfita

by katie montville albino May 26, 2008

booger flapper

A booger that is stuck in your nose, flapping up and down.

Yuck! Go blow that booger flapper out of your nose!

by Kimfai October 10, 2022

Flapper

A term used for a effimancy in the St. Pete FL area. Totally neutral.

Hey Jarred, stop being a flapper and get to work

by Capma June 20, 2021