FFF

FFF, aka “Fat, fugly, fuck” is a term used for a boy who sits on his ass all day and doesn’t play any sports. He uses him time wisely by eating lots of food that his lazy mother buys from Publix. He criticizes people who work very hard. He is known for his acts of... quitting the football team after 2 weeks, laying on the couch, and eating away at his feelings. You might find this young creature eating the wrappers of food once he is done, for he cannot resist the tasty essence of the food left on the plastic. This rare bread of blue- eyed fuck-face is usually named Tanner.

Wow, I saw FFF in the commons with another cookie today. That’s the 8th time this week!

by 🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️ October 21, 2019

FFF

The act of being a Funky Flickr Finesser

Person 1: Did you get that Funky Flickr stuff bro
Person 2: Of course, for the FFF

by yungaladdin April 30, 2019

FFF

FUNNY FAT FRIENd

A very sad meaning pointed twists chunky people that are bullied for being fat but people are only freinds with them because they make fun of them and say there "funny"
Jeremey: did you see Karl he's a "FFF"
Kate:what's that mean
Jeremy: Funny Fat Friend
Kate: damn that explains him

by Kagdidhvr June 17, 2022

FFF

FFF, or forced family fun, is one when forced to do a "fun" activity by your family that you don't want to do. Families can also use FFF to attempt to paint the idea that the family is functioning. (In that case, it would be similar to faking it for the holidays.)

Person 1: "Wanna get coffee tomorrow?"
Person 2: "I can't, I have FFF."
Person 1: "Bless your stars."

by MayonaiseHarbinger January 23, 2023

FFF

An abbreviation for Forbidden Finger February, usually used in text

Girl 1: *receives text from Girl 2*

Text: How’s FFF going for you?
Girl 1: Bad, I already failed

by Randogirl200011 November 4, 2019

fff

fff stands for “fuck female free” an opposite from fnf

me: being taken is the best, you need to get a gf.

friend: nope i like being fff, that mean i’m outside !!

by anythingatpppp August 5, 2022

FFF You Money

Popularized on the Howard Stern Radio show, it is having a level of income where all your basic needs are met, & you still have plenty of money to buy pretty much whatever you want. FFF You Money also means you don't have to work anywhere you do not want to. In the extremist examples, you do not have to work at all.

My back is aching. If I had FFF You Money, I would have a masseuse here every day massaging my back!!!

by Hallow Weener January 31, 2023