farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003

Farming

In live-streaming, manipulating a particular group of your audience for donations or subscriptions.

Her stream was all about farming simps and coomers.

by SgtBananas October 5, 2020

farting against thunder

To attempt something which, in the face of a massive adversary is equivalent to trying to drown out a thunderstorm with a feeble fart. Can also be used as an exaggerated way of describing how one's attempts at 'getting the message across' to an individual or party were met with a overpowering sense of hopelessness and futility. Often out of pure frustratrion.

Trying to speak to the manager about my complaint was useless. All she did was talk-talk and not listen. I might as well have been farting against thunder!

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

Farmington

50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.

white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 20, 2006

Farming

In video games, it's when you collect a bunch of a certain item in order to power yourself up.

Orb farming in Devil May Cry 3.
Soul farming in Castlevania: Aria/Dawn of Sorrow.

by Durango December 30, 2005

Clip Farming

The act of purposely messing up on camera in the hopes it will be reuploaded online to get clout and attention

"Thanks for the $5 ben dover.... oh haha you got me omg no one clip that!"
god this steamer is definitely clip farming

by Alex "not my real name" Kevin January 17, 2022

drive by farming

Where men 50+ who live in Iowa, get in their tractors and farm other peoples crops and then leave at 2 MPHs

Yesterday these guys drive by famed me.

by Apul January 19, 2003