eat pant

The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point

“Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”

“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”

by Asterix03 December 13, 2017

Eat and heat

To stimulate sexually via oral sex.

All I had to do with Wonda was eat and heat!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 3, 2008

eat the groceries

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

by Frank Pozzi January 17, 2016

Re-eat

The intentional consumption of emesis; usually not one's own.

The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.

by YAWA May 11, 2015

Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

by CourtJ March 9, 2011

Going to eat

When a girl agrees to go to eat with a boy because she wants attention from someone new

Girl 1: “Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?”
Girl 2: “I’m going to eat with Logan”

by Thatboi101 September 17, 2019