the process of taking the taking off a homo sapien's curtains that warm the legs and protect from cold weather, and inserting it into eating hole and crushing it with hard white rocks to the point where it can flow down hole and enter gut sac and enter the process of being deformed by dongnous fluid and flow through a long, thick, tunnel and be deformed by nutrients so it can be trapped in the nut for the process of shitting.
by SootCabins888 December 2, 2018
by Asterix03 December 13, 2017
comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.
"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."
by BecksCadile November 27, 2008
The best internet meme. People say ur mom is gay, they say ur dad lesbian, they say ur sister is a mister, they say ur brother is ur mother. I say ur aunt EAT PANT
by SUB TO BAKED BAGEL ON YOUTUBE November 15, 2018