Bend Dutch

A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work

I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch

by TobiasBachelor August 19, 2012

A dutch howdy

Woman wears dutch milkmaid hat and clogs, man wears cowboy hat and boots. In 69 position with dutch chocolate whiped over the genitals to lick it off untill a deepthroat cumshot.

Dont be rude, give that man a dutch howdy

by jklfyu789 May 11, 2022

ditch monkey

The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.

"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."

by Kneezel July 16, 2008

Dutch Oven Cake

When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.

Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.

by gumbolicious February 18, 2015

Ditch Bitch

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Datcher

Means cool, awesome, popular, amazing.

He's so datcher
That's so datcher

by ❤Lozzington❤ March 20, 2017

Go die in a ditch

Related to go die in a hole except more hostile. Both are mainly used in the south,when someone is pissed off or used as a comeback.

The reason for it being more hostile is because someone in undertext is telling you,to get hit by a hurricane or tornado.

Since hiding in a ditch is what your told to do when facing said things.

Duh.

1."Yo,bro your girlfriend's a mega whore!"
"...Go die in a ditch.."
2."RGGH idiots,you should all go die in a ditch"

by FlippyHippy July 10, 2010