doosh

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

by hoboman September 12, 2003

scooby-doo's

shoes

drop dem scoobys off yo ass fo' i blast u motha fucka!

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

doosh bag

douche bag spelt wrong

yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker

by ahh February 19, 2003

Dooster

Something so country that no one person will believe you saw it.

Bob - "I just saw a nude man riding a tractor with a mullet."
Friend - "No way, you just want attention."
Bob - "No, seriously, it was so dooster."

by Dooster Hunter May 26, 2009

doosin

to insert ones "gear" (penis) in conjunction with a females reproductive organs. also known as sexual intercourse. can also refer to anal sex when appropriate.

the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.

he was doosin' her flat out last night.
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum

by phill hinz September 18, 2012

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

Dooshie

Australian slang for a Push Bike/ Bicycle

"Yo boys, I'm just jump on my Dooshie and head down to the servo, you guys want a Powerade? It's a 2 for $5 deal .

by 1234cockfuck August 22, 2016