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ditch cricket 

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
ditch cricket by B Silent March 19, 2018
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Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.
Stop being such a ditch mattress.
Ditch Mattress by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.
Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
Ditch Dinger by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019

Ditch wanker 

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

Ditch Missle 

A specific type of sport motorcycle. Favored for being lightweight. The ditch missle is an easy bike to perform tricks on.

Also known as 'crotch rockets' or 'sportbikes'
There goes that kid riding his "ditch missle" again.

Honda CBR600 and Yamaha FZ6 are types of Ditch Missles.
Ditch Missle by RareBreedTM October 17, 2008

Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.

Ditch Pig 

A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.
I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.
Ditch Pig by Greenmoon October 2, 2011