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Ditch Mattress
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A mattress found
in a ditch
. Or an insult. A rude/
inconsiderate
/ghetto/
impolite
person.
Stop being
such a
ditch
mattress
.
Ditch Mattress
by
Pb&jelly:-)
April 19, 2019
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