crotch dropping

A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.

Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.

"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"

by Flaza May 13, 2006

crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.

Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"

by drewreeper November 28, 2011

Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Taco Crotch

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.

It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.

by JSicks November 5, 2010

crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

by efie30 January 2, 2009

Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

dry crotch

when a straight guy gets drunk and start grabbing your cock and balls over your pants

"Doug was hammered drunk, he was dry crotching everybody at the cook out"

by PAPPYPANTZ January 23, 2016