A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010
Get the Pocket Condom mug.When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
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Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Ur waifu June 7, 2016
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Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
by jingerotomy June 17, 2008
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Get the condo mug.To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".
People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
by bush0023 June 7, 2011
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The game usually tops out at 300 people playing where it is taken down by Roblox
Life spawn of the game: 12 hours
Roblox is crap At blocking these games
The game usually tops out at 300 people playing where it is taken down by Roblox
Life spawn of the game: 12 hours
Roblox is crap At blocking these games
by The_Skrattman June 11, 2019
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