Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

by Smejie April 11, 2010

codding

A strange practice amongst dentists whereby when the patient is out under anastesia they slap the patients genitals with a cods head.
Hence the phrase " I even managed to charge her for the codding "

" She was well and truly codded"
" Do you know I went to the dentist and came back with my chuff stinking of fish , I think the dirty bastard codded me "
"I always find that the old patients are the best for codding."

by pikey68 October 29, 2011

Condeleeza

The most powerful woman in government of the US who is treated like crap by the democrats and liberal because she is rebublican. Were she a black democrat, the democrats and liberals would be going crazy. Because she works for Bush she is hated, made fun of, and spat on by these people.

"I HATE CONDELEEZA RICE!!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR BUSH!!"

by Proud American April 10, 2004

Cond

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.

EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"

by ZJ5theBoss April 6, 2011

condensity

the rate at which something condenses.

yo dude, the condensity of the water on that cold glass was so high, it condensed like a mother bill y'all.

by salko January 29, 2010

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006