Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013

commusit

Sitting like a communist.

"Sierra? Yeah she's over there commusitting."

by Tinywafflesxxx August 2, 2017

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Compustation

A public/private (for hire) computer station for cloud computing and or gaming

I would like to hire a compustation for the day please.

by Flux Pistol February 11, 2018

Congused

Congused is an invented word that basically means confused.Only people with a serious case of down syndrome or autism can use this word since it makes them sound different and original.My name is Dave and I live in a tesco car park in Liverpool lol yeno tha caunty road one ;p

Suck my left tit and call me Jerry
Fucken ell lad im congused right now

by Haahehuc December 29, 2018

Comusim

When Sam can fucking spell communism so his dumbass says comusim, fucking idiot

"Sam, what does that say?"
"Communism"
"No it says comusim u fucking idiot"

by YBPYT April 12, 2020

Combusty

When a woman is not only so full of fire that she is combustible and exploding with hotness, and she's also got big tits.

Damn, this girl is combusty man. I'll need to bring ugly Dan to lower the temperature.

by cloudywithachanceofgivingafuck November 30, 2020