cockfished

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

cockfaggot

A seemingly straight (heterosexual) male that has an above average interest in the male reproductive organs (and penises in general). Even though a cockfaggot does not want to have sex with men, he loves looking at penises any chance he gets.

Person A: Have you seen the type of porn he's into?

Person B: Yeah, weird shit like Monster of Cock, Insane Cock Brothas and Mr. Biggz!

Person C: What a cockfaggot!

by lazy_mofo August 28, 2008

cockfart

To expell wind from your buttocks while your girlfriend is performing oral sex on you, thus causing her to be disgusted and remove her lips from your member and never touch it again.

Self Explanatory I should say.

by oli July 8, 2004

cockfag

A fag, who particularly enjoys cock.

"Surprise Cockfag!" *slap*

by SmokeyMcPimpChimp July 27, 2005

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

neo-cockfag

a liberal democrat know it all college hippie communist piece of dog ass fucking shit

out of my way neo-cockfag or i'll beat your commie dog-fucking ass

by The coolest stoner October 12, 2006

cockfruit

any fruit that looks like a penis, if you eat it you have a 9 in 10 nutritionist chance of being a homo. cockfruit can also describe the person eating the fruit itself.

#1
kane: man your a total cockfruit
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

#2
kane: nice selection of cockfruits you got their for lunch man
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

by kp1 May 11, 2008