Up the cake

Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse

I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

by Eirionn October 10, 2011

Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

The ultimate food that can be fabricated in the game "Minecraft" that kills anything that eats it

Guy 1: "Have you heard of the Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake?"

Guy 2: "The salmutto- what?"

by Sug madic February 3, 2021

Dutch Oven Cake

When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.

Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.

by gumbolicious February 18, 2015

you can't have your cake and eat it too

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

by bmiles October 1, 2006

icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011