Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.

After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!

by Taylib April 19, 2015

Cleftism

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage

Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.

by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019