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to diarrhoea on the top of someone's head enough that it coats them head to toe
i chocolated two people at the contest last week, then i had to stay in bed for 10 days
by upsetbean December 26, 2025
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016
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Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.
by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014
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Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.
We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!
by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011
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Chocolate Snow Cone

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole
Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.
by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011
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