Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

randy chester

English slang for a man or woman who derives sexual pleasure from showing off his/her chest in public.

A: Every time we go to the bar, Elizabeth drinks too much and flashes everyone. It's great!
B: That's because she's a randy chester.

by PHubbard March 11, 2014

Chesters pecker

The result from eating Cheetos and jerking off while watching porn.

The Fish was getting bored from being laid off and got Chesters pecker.

by 2Amped4U November 13, 2014

Port Chester

a small town in westchester, NY.. about 40 minutes from the city, yeah, new york city.

Most people say they hate it here because of a few bad neighborhoods, but i actually enjoy it, a lot. its got some pretty sweet hidden places.. but there are some security issues.

"Man i cant wait to graduate so i can get out of port chester!"

"wow, that tee shirt is so ghetto, its port chester!"

by Roxanne <3 September 7, 2008

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

Chester, NJ

a overly upper class town. Inhabiting this town you will find less than 10 hard laborers, that are also legal citizens. Of the population that are minors you'll find a large amount of emos, the "Wolf Pack", and a shit ton of people that play soccer, the entire population, tough diverse can agree that they all hate their town. fortunately, it is not as boring as the neighboring town mendham. the youth also seem to enjoy partaking in activities that involve drinking and smoking weed. altough some will do it just so they'll be "cool" (see back to wolf pack.).

"I can't wait to get out of Chester, NJ"

by Chesterite November 24, 2009