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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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Charitable Donation

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.
"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."
by germ war February 14, 2009
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charity fuck

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.
gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..
by DaynaS March 21, 2008
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Charity Work

When you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.
Dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. I have good karma now because I clearly did charity work.
by Rj DD June 8, 2011
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charity

An organization who collects money to satisfy the needs of the people, especially broke college kids looking for ways to have a good time without spending their own money.
by TLC1234 June 3, 2006
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Charity Slut

Someone who gives their money to multiple charity organizations and flaunts the fact that they do so
Ex. 1: Susan is such a charity slut, she's always bragging about her donations to make herself seem better than people.

Ex. 2: Charity sluts may be annoying, but there have to be some in the world. If everyone were as cynical as you, the charities would never get donations!
by DJ Tomtom October 18, 2011
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Charitous

adj. Behaving in a manner that on the surface appears altruistic or charitable, but ultimately serves a selfish goal.
Randy made a charitous donation to Toys for Tots, just so he could look good in front of his inlaws.
by Q the Grate February 6, 2019
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