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Cancer

Besides the obvious, a term to describe something unliked.
Hey you like Fortnite?

Naw, that game is Cancer
by Small Xanax May 21, 2018
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Cancer toys

Toys from china that contain harmful toxins like lead, and cheap products.
Charlie: Little suzie is in the hospital now.
Billy: Must be those Cancer toys she plays with.
by Bilayreaycyerus June 2, 2009
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Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
by breezy-licious July 17, 2011
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Band Cancer

A person in a marching band, whether it be Highschool or College, who constantly causes a disfigured shape or form within the structure/picture the band is trying to display. This person has either very poor perception, disabled in some way, or just lazy.
Guy 1: "Dude, the flower in our last formation looked like a giant dick on field..."
Guy 2: "It was that dumb clarinet bitch..."
Guy 1: *Facepalm* *sigh* "Band cancer, right there...."
by Wolfgang7990 December 13, 2010
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the cancer that is killing /b/

The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.

The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm
ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1

OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

WHEN I WAS

Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(

Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/
by Alogy May 7, 2008
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Oh Chance!

1. An exclamation. Used to attract the attention of an Olivia Chance, preferably, but can also be used in other situations. The original Oh Chance was spoken in a slightly southern accent in response to the original Olivia Chance.
2. A silly style of contemporary dance. Influences of hip-hop, jazz, and interpretive.
1. "why! it's Oh Chance!"
2. "Oh Chance!"
3. Look, it's Olivia Oh Chancing... Oh Chance!"
by c62592 March 28, 2008
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Cancer Man

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
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