A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011
Get the ceiling phone mug.The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
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Get the ceiling'd mug.Celin. Celin’s are normally known to be very out going and spontaneous. Most Celin’s are known to be told that their a “silly goose”. They also enjoy saying the phrase “silly goose”, as well.
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Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
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