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Anal Rape Cellotape

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
by Danny!!! March 7, 2011
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grass ceiling

The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.
because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager
by the fazzinator January 10, 2007
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stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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Cellot

The categorization of individuals who pull out their cellphones at inappropriate periods of time, regardless of surrounding social activity and social propriety.(i.e. pulling out a cell phone while on a date, pulling out a cell phone mid sentence without warning.)

Cellots also have a series of telling behaviors, such as hurridly reaching for their phones on whenever the generic nokia ringer is within earshot. They also feel the need to convert all non-cellots to cell phone owners.
1.)"Man, that chick Dana whipped out her phone to talk to her ex while we were out on a dinner date"

"What a Cellot!"
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ceiling moment

A certain time when one lays in bed and stare at the ceiling while thinking about whether he exists or not and about the world and existence in general.

Those moments are highly complex and usually scare the one who's having them.
john: dude where have you been last night?
Eddy: ohman, I had a ceiling moment, it was a big one
john: didn't get much sleep huh?
Eddy: nope, I just thought for hours
by booboogaga October 31, 2009
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Cello Slut

A girl who will do anything for a guy who plays the cello.
Steve plays the cello to get lindsey coolidge, a cello slut, to let him touch her breast.
by redemption99 June 26, 2009
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Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
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