biffles

From the acronym 'BFFL', which stands for 'best friends for life'.

He was acting like we were biffles, even though I hadn't heard from him in years.

by Hudson December 23, 2004

buffed stallion

A studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. Sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. Maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle mass.

At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Booty Buffet

(boo-tee buf-fey) Any single particular place or area that contains excess amounts women that have "More ass than a Donkey Farm". Any specific social gathering (i.e. parties, bars, nightclubs, etc) that is bountiful in bulbous booty, has an abundance of apple-bottom ass, hordes of heavy hiny, or a cornicopia of clean-cut cutta.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you hit the club last night?"

Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."

Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"

by Chattom, E October 8, 2007

buffet buster

Overly gluttonous folks attending a buffet. Buffets are geared to make money on you, unless you are a buffet buster. Often times busters stay in the buffet for long hours (across brunch/dinner/supper) to stretch their dollar and waistband. Busters plan to hit the casino for the buffet only.

Dude look at that buffet buster. He's back up in the prime rib line again!

I saw that buster eating the brunch buffet and he's still there and it's 6pm!

by MetalFingersWB August 22, 2016

Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016