Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.
by breonnagy October 24, 2007
Get the Bluche mug.noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.
1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."
2: "Bouchebag!"
1: "Piss off!"
2: "Bouchebag!"
1: "Piss off!"
by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009
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Somebody of loose sexual credentials quite happy to spend most of their free time rigorously eating bell ends with such effect it appears they are brushing their teeth with someones cock.
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Get the Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish mug.n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.
Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
by princess crys October 17, 2008
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