Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013
Get the asshole brokemug. 1)balling off other people,2)balling on credit, 3)rolling around in a nice car, nice clothes,nice shoes without one cent in your pocket for gas,food,etc. so your ballin but your broke.
1)Im broke ballin on these fiends giving me their money to recope some dope to get me back in the game.2)That fool aint boss ballin hes broke ballin his shit aint paid for still got a credit note every month.3)Yeah you look good broke ballin but how are going to take me out to eat without gas or money?
by kushtoking October 29, 2008
Get the broke ballinmug. Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?
Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.
Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.
by malendras April 12, 2007
Get the spring brokemug. by Unghetto December 13, 2014
Get the broke breadmug. by BrettJW May 31, 2016
Get the Clark Brokemug. a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010
Get the rate of brokemug. 1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.
Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.
by SuperEboy December 24, 2012
Get the broke as bananasmug.