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Beaster

On Pascha (Easter), your buddies come over with cans of beast (milwaukee best). You paint the cans, hide them, and have a beast hunt.
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing for zombie Jesus day?
Guy 2: Having a Beaster hunt, of course!
by TronXXX March 20, 2008
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Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.
After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
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Breastesses

It is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts. If anybody remembers the skit on mad tv, or was it saturday nigh tlive with the black guy in it portraying a ex con or something, everytime the character had to say breasts, he began stuttering and pronouncing it breast-ess-es.
she bend over and her breastesses popped out.
by stuttering bob January 14, 2008
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El Brewsterdoro

Brewster, NY. Because it has been invaded by illegal latinos stealing all the blue collar jobs, and only speaking poor Spanish.
Guy 1: "Dude, I've got to mow my lawn. I'm going down to Main St to pick up some Ecuadorians from El Brewsterdoro."

Guy 2: "Fuck that, shit, they work for mad cheap and suck our economy dry by sending all their loot home, and living 20 to an apartment. I'm going to Mom + Pops and getting you a tractor. Mow that shit yourself, you fucking slug."

Fuck El Brewsterdoro.
by technohermit October 17, 2007
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double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...
good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!
by scott doom January 5, 2010
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Drunky Brewster

Drunky Brewster - It's a play on words. meaning A Drunk Girly who is so wasted like the girl from the show punky brewster.. So wasted that she wheres a bandanna around her leg..
You see that fine ass girl over there?

Yeah?

Shes a Drunky Brewster. Maybe she'll let me hit it..
by Chuck Rubbins April 14, 2010
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A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.
"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!
by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005
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