bortoise

you lend him a book in your teens... he returns it to your grandkids.. slow as a tortoise!!

the bortoise came up with a suggestion for the trek a week after we returned!

by eyewe April 9, 2010

borthed

A state of extreme intoxication, often accompanied by the removal of all clothing and loss of consciousness in a public environment.

Also "borthed up", similar usage to "fucked up"

Man 1: Were you wasted or what last night?
Man 2: Oh mate, I got borthed up, drank a coupla boxes of beer and took my pants of at Seaworld
Man 1: Sounds like you were well borthed

Teen 1: Did you see how borthed Jules was at the party last night?
Teen 2: Most borthed cunt round, fookin 'ell

Gentleman: In my humble opinion, birth of your first child is a solid gold reason to get borthed up.

by johncreillyatemybaby December 18, 2012

Bortgy

An all male orgy

I am a man and I want to have sex with a group of men. I think I will have a Bortgy.

by Justthefacts November 3, 2012

BORTOKOLOY

A name associated with legends. Its so legendary that even the big google cannot search a definition for it.

I have received the blessing of BORTOKOLOY

by Okaychampionship February 2, 2021

Bortil

A dumb swedish kid with a small dick

Woah Bortil you have a tiny cock!

by balle gubben October 3, 2023

Toe Borton

A really good looking Caucasian boy. Very attractive with a very large cock.

Strengths: everything

Weakness: 5’2

Yo dude, you got a toe borton cock

Thanks man I appreciate it.

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Ballum and borter

An epic experimental hip hop group

Ballum and borter is epic.

by Monkey time🧐🧐🧐🧐 October 25, 2018