Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

bobbing for cock

The act of bobbing your head up and down (almost sleeping) during a boring safety brief that is being given by a pussy officer. This usually occurs right before you get libbo.

pete: Check out that guy.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.

by legitimate-jon September 20, 2013

Bobbin for cock

When someone is sitting upright and keeps falling asleep. When their head bobs down and they jerk it back up, it looks like they're giving head. Bobbin for cock.

Joe must have been out late last night, because today in World History he was bobbin for cock.

by lectwistman August 6, 2009

bobbity wiggles

The motion created from fornicating so violently that the breasts on the female, or sometimes the male, end up flapping and jostling about with great force. Usually the party suffering the bobbity wiggles experiences a great amount of breast pain afterwards.

"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?

by Stykz September 25, 2007

Jim-bobbing

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.

Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.

by Sipos June 1, 2015

bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.

"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

Bobbi-Jo

An immaculate person who is incredibly good looking and has the brains to back it up. This person is charming, compassionate, empathetic and is very loyal. Relationships are of the most important thing to this person. With an eclectic array of talents, do not be surprised to see extreme athleticism and creative talents held by Bobbi-Jo.

Bobbi-Jo is literally, the greatest person alive and who has ever lived.

Bobbi Jo} amazing immaculate gorgeous love

by bossblonde December 20, 2016