Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.
Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
by Willcooperlutz April 01, 2019
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stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.
Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at
by Vampric July 21, 2017
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Blouwe blob

Blouwe blob is another term for a person who has got chlamydia.
He has got the blob. The blouwe blob.
by Hans98 April 03, 2021
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hot blobbing

When a man comes inside his partner and after a couple of minutes the come starts to drip out in blobs
Oh my god I was walking downstairs and I was hot blobbing in my knickers
by Markim March 13, 2018
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