blappy

{n} a state of mind, the feeling or attitude of Cockiness when one is both happy and sad at the same time. Zen state of euphoria coupled with an ominous overtone.

He didn't care that he had left her passed out in the bed with her panties on the floor in a bunch. He was feeling quite blappy, because although she made him cum silly at the party the night before, he knew that she would wake up an evil demon from hell in her hungover state and it would ruin his day

by Gary Redecker October 23, 2007

blare

To ignite, light-up, spark-up, set on fire, smoke

Dude, let's trek in the woods and blare that bowl of skunk-weed.

by Mitch F October 30, 2007

blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

by southafsurf October 28, 2009

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

blampin

Blampin is when you're not only blasting your music... But you are also bumping the hell out of your car

Holy crap did you hear that guys car Blampin that music?

Once I get those subs put in my ford escort Ill totally be blampin

by hugthefukings April 7, 2009

Bearpire

A cross between, a bear, a vampire, and a weird. The only one know to exist is Chris Law, who dwells somewhere in Indiana...

"Look out! It's a Bearpire!"

by DJThomasPetty March 4, 2012

blapsphemous

grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred...whilst in the ghetto!!

Tony was being well Blapsphemous the other day innit blud

by AdamVipz March 14, 2013