Blame Sergeants

When all else fails. Blame the Sergeants.

Phrase only makes sense when using the abbreviated form of Sergeants.

Marine 1: "What do you mean my pay is messed up and I am not going to be able to buy groceries or pay my bills? Whose fault is this?"

Marine 2: "I blame Sergeants"

by Best Wifey in the WORRRRLD May 31, 2011

whoopty-blam

A premeditated act which involves more than one negative act

I got whoopty-blammed when I caught my wife cheating on me with my brother

by Whoopty-blam kid December 9, 2017

blam

The most delicate mixings of tobacco and marijuana smoked through a water pipe. Ratios may vary. Mild blams have a higher marijuana to tobacco blam, while a spicy blams have a higher tobacco to marijuana content. A well mixed blam can result in mild euphoria, tingling, and the inability to do anything but eat and sink into couches. A poorly mixed blam could result in anxiety, extreme coughs, and a yellow colour. Smoking blams can result in feeling "blammed" or "blapped".

You got some Bali-Shag and herb? Let's blam it!

by AudioBuddha June 4, 2011

blam

On newgrounds.com when a bad movie is released it is often deleted by recieving a low score, or blammed

This movie sucks, blam it now

by Furby March 8, 2003

blame

to put all of the consequences unto another person. Usually to get yourself out of trouble.

Teacher "Who poo'd all over the floor?"
Child, "I blame Jimmy!"

by Philip George September 19, 2005

Blam

Garbage Weed

Naa I ain’t like that weed, that shit was some BLAM. 😂

by Duffelbag Lz May 8, 2019

I blame Ace

I blame Ace refers to a ChromeHounds (XBox360) squad leader who's gamertag is FullMetal Ace. Whenever something would go wrong during a mission, whether it was bad luck or someone shooting a teammate in the back, the offender would shout "I blame Ace." As time has gone by, this has moved form being reserved to a gaming platform to being used in day to day life. So any time bad luck or just bad things happen, blame Ace!

You're killed by friendly fire, the offender shouts "I blame Ace! If you girlfriend is doing your best friend, I blame Ace. If you've just been fired from your job, I blame Ace! If the midget show has been cancelled at the strip club, I blame Ace!

by Wolfsblood2012 June 18, 2009