James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
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And complete mistake everyone hated and thinks is annoying
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A Blaine is the awesomest dude you’ll meet. He is supermegafoxyawesomehot and often gay, and will always be kind to his significant other.
He also has a smooth as a baby’s butt voice.
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The most wonderful, loveliest man you'll ever meet. Often found to be on the shorter side, but isn't afraid of a "challenge" if you catch my drift.. he is great with communication and will love all of you inside and out until the very end. He cares not about what you look like, not about shape, size, height, etc.. but cares a lot about personality. Never let him go once you've found him. Trust me, he is the one.
"Wow, you're dating blaine?! You're so lucky..."
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