Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa

"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"

by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022

mad batteries

a large amount of batteries, preferably in your hands

Man, this game gear takes mad batteries

by thewreckedship September 9, 2009

Battery drainer

A friend, significant other, or acquaintance who won't stop texting you.

Adam: Dude your phone has gone off like twelve times in the last ten minutes.

Brian: Yeah that's the new girlfriend. She's a real battery drainer.

by RogueEconomist December 6, 2015

battery dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.

by tsudoishere May 10, 2021

Fat battery

An umbreon by the name Nightlight

wow that "fat battery" was amazing

by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021