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balton

(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend ON a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. Note: If the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your OFFICIAL significant other, the term 'balton' cannot be used. This is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.
stefan: oh my god, dude. Did you see The Town last night?
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
by SUPERBLACKDICK9000 November 4, 2010
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Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy
S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!
by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009
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Baron Davis

By far the best player in the NBA. He once said, "as long as you are respected among your peers, that's all that matters, and he has my utmost respect." He was, of course, talking about himself. Who wouldn't if they were that good? His universe-rattling dunk over AK 47 in the Western Conference Semifinals in 2007 is stuff of legend, as are his beard and streetball-beat the shit out of you fusion playing style. David Stern (NBA commissioner), commenting on the recent trade of Baron to the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated proudly, "this transaction is a million times better for the NBA than LeBitch James' 'Decision'. Baron will undoubtedly return the parity between small market and big market teams. Mark my words, Cleveland will once again be a man among boys in the NBA, just like my number one nigga boomdizzle."
Dude#1: Dude #2, who's better, Kobe Bryant or Lebron James?
Dude #2: Baron Davis for sure.

Dude #1: You're right!
by tmoney91 March 15, 2011
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black bartender

Often refers to the bartender in red suspenders shown in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video. The bartender is known for his fine dancing and even finer glass cleaning skills. Also known for looking a lot like Barack Obama.
Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.
by Dr.Rob Jones May 4, 2008
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Barron

A gentleman. A natural flirt, a warm smile that lights up a room. A man who knows A smooth operator. Sucks you in before you know whats happened. A good buddy to his friends. A carefree fun, easygoing spirit. A natural horse whisperer. Not afraid to gamble whose only fault is road hypnosis. Very charismatic and draws all the women near. Watch out he's liable to make you more fun than you ever thought. Warning do not drink the coffee.
1. He was a real barron. (protector of women)
2. Her attitude was real

Barron (fun, easy going, carefree)
by Kber September 18, 2014
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Barone

When an individual is able leave a present location without detection and without notifying anyone.
Hey, where's Mike?
He went home already. I think he Barone'd us.
by E-Boss November 9, 2005
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barmonics

the act of playing each strings harmonics on a guitar, simultaneously, by barring your finger over the desired frets
Holy shit! AJ just pulled off some dope barmonics!
by A J Jay Zep April 29, 2009
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