baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

by Cum-czar May 1, 2009

all your base

From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

by Joeeerteysr April 27, 2014

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Based Day

Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.

tybg we have anther day to celebrate Based Day.

by TYBG4EVA May 21, 2019

baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019