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asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace
"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"
by DrBoris July 30, 2003
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asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.
Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.
by BGLou January 29, 2004
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ASAPPMDF

As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.

Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.
I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF
by Mark Reed February 3, 2006
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asspain

1. Adj - having to do work that usually doesn't make sense and/or results from human incompetence
2. N - Person; usually higher ranking - who refuses cooperate with you or accept your answer when you know the subject matter better than they do; someone that insists on making your job harder
Used both ways:
"The petition was ready to be submitted, but Ms. Asspain insists on having her comments reviewed, even though she sent them to us after the deadline."
"So now we need all new signatures? That process took months, why are we going through this asspain?"
by Dj1s April 6, 2008
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Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
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Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.
Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.
by apolloofsun August 30, 2010
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Asspecks

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns
Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks
by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010
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