Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asswipe

wipe for ass; brian
using child on rectum to ploeasure oneself

i just used baby jesus as an asswipe

by abtuse triangle May 4, 2018

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

Ashpipe

derogatory term for a black person, especially black criminals.

Shit bro, them fucking ashpipes be robbin' that store!

by Rodguh February 24, 2011

Asspiphany

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

by Dielawn October 20, 2014

asswipetous

Someone with the characteristic of an asswipe.

Bryan is displaying asswipetous behavior.

by Honkysaxophone March 14, 2016