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Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.
Her knickers were full of arse batter..
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
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Arshbir

Arshbir is a great friend. He's there, no matter what. Usually plays with friends on video games, and doesn't take them very seriously. If someone decides, 'Meh, screw it', and does something stupid to mess up, he just laughs it off. If someone is depressed, Arshbir will always have their back, comforting them and helping in whatever way he can. Arshbir's usually have brown or black hair, a great smile that lights up a room, and makes people around him feel comfortable and calm. An Arshbir is a great friend that you should always value, and never betray him.
I’m feeling down man
Arshbir: Let me help you
by Ksnrhsijebd September 29, 2020
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Tin arse

In Australian slang, An exceptionally lucky person, especially in regards to money
"How does she always find the best stuff for free?"
"She can't help it, she's such a tin arse!"
by edros89 July 29, 2021
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mardy arse

A person who is noted for being mardy – that is to say demonstratively miserable. Being depressed doesn't count – the mardy arse revels in unhappiness and broadcasts it via sulking, moaning, whingeing and (in the case of children) crying at the drop of a hat. An element of paranoia will generally be present; the mardy arse permanently feels hard done-to.

Perhaps the key difference between grumpy and mardy is that the former involves more anger and the latter more self-pity. However, in an almost bipolar way, the mardy arse will tend to be someone who mood-swings from mardy to lary – from surly/resentful to surly/aggressive – often when alcohol has been added as a catalyst.

The term is a coarser and therefore more emphatic version of mardy bum (the 'bum' in this sense referring to the buttocks, not a beggar or hobo, and 'arse' being a less polite word than 'bum'). It may be heard in the same Derbyshire, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire zone of the English East Midlands where mardy is commonplace, though principally the city of Leicester.
Where's Jack?
Got beat at darts, and buggered off home in a mood.
Oh, he always was a mardy arse!
by fatfox June 10, 2010
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Died in the arse

When something breaks down, malfunctions, stops performing its allotted tasks, or generally just shits itself.
"I was driving my car and it just died in the arse."
by NZNegativeIons October 24, 2008
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Arseny

A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingal genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)
Person 1: i wonder what that guy's name
Person 2: thats an arseny for sure
by GreekAnonymus June 12, 2018
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