Died in the arse

When something breaks down, malfunctions, stops performing its allotted tasks, or generally just shits itself.

"I was driving my car and it just died in the arse."

by NZNegativeIons September 08, 2008

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

by nznegativeions July 13, 2011