Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

aphelion

The point during the orbit of a celestial body at which it is furthest from its star. Typically this term is used only for planets, moons, and other similar bodies.

Whenever the Earth is at aphelion, the local pagans hold a festival.

by Redd December 25, 2003

apple grinder

A girl who grinds her booty towards a man/woman particularily when they are dancing.

"She is an apple grinder at parties"

by Marcia V September 26, 2006

ahlexis

You'll see Ahlexis hanging with her girlfriends. She has that smile that catches your eye. Shes also a flirt with guys, but only cares for her one true man.

I wish I was an Ahlexis!

by ZXC304 July 24, 2011

fiona apple

beautiful poetic singer. known for her strong music and fierce lyrics.

fiona apple is one of the best. artists. ever.

by virginia. August 11, 2003

aphex twin

Real name: Richard D. James. Also known as AFX and dozens of other names. The only musician that I would call an artist, inventor, and madman. Makes incredibly varying music, ranging from ambient house to abstract techno to trance-oid songs. Makes his own synths, and slices sound effects into hundreds of pieces and rearranges them to make some odd and truly original sounds. Became famous for critically acclaimed album Selected Ambient Works 85-92. Many of his tracks have nonsense names, are acronyms, or are random letters.

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by aphex twin April 6, 2004

Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.

Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.

by AFallet1 January 5, 2011