by SovietScammer September 18, 2019
by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019
Carson is a very worthy companion. He is genuinely so good at doing the sex. After I fucked him I felt like I was in heaven. Every Carson's Pens is at least 10 inches long if not more. I can say that Carson is the best person to ever walk this Planet.
Person 1: Oh look it's a Carson!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
by Goalie200584 October 13, 2019
by mahjonger123 April 21, 2009
Carson is a beautiful girl she is very tall and outgoing. She is a good athlete and loves to have fun. She makes a great girlfriend and doesn’t expect to much from people she keeps close. She only keeps very little people close too. She is popular and doesn’t care to speak her mind. She is very good at compromising and usually doesn’t have but one best friend but she keeps them close for life and they are incredible. She can get a little crazy at times but that is what she is known for. She knows when finds the right guy and even if people don’t know she has a place for him in her heart too. She has a great body and anyone that sees her true colors will never let her go they will love her for who is is and if they don’t then then it is their lose.
by CoconutandSavannah November 22, 2018
A person who is very bad at video games and just life in general. This person usually has weird fetishes for games with elves in them.
"Dude I'm carsoning so bad"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"
by teh_ownerer June 20, 2006
the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.
by Poke me. April 03, 2011