beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

go fund yourself

Pronounced 'Go Fffffffffffffffund Yourself'. A game founded by Jonathan Wier (host of the Jonathan Wier Show, the most popular evening (6-9 PM) radio show in Kansas City) ripped off by many (including Stephen Colbert) where bad examples of go fund me (people who do not deserve money and/or are asking for money for something stupid) pages are found, presented, and voted on. The winner of the bad go fund me pages gets a small donation with a loving, heartfelt message.

Hey Rod, you know what time it is? It's time to make a difference, it's time to Go Fund Yourself (Go Fffffffffffffund Yourself).

by KMBC listener 69 June 1, 2018

Tripling Yourself

When a guy, when he ejaculates, also defecates and vomits at the same time.

Tripling yourself, as discussed in Misfits...

Nathan: Just before I started my community service, I had an incident with this girl.

Laura: What kind of incident?

Nathan: Right... I picked her up in this dentists waiting room (she was having some sort of oral surgery). So we go out, few drinks, couple of kebabs, then it's straight back to her place to start with the shagging.

And I've built up a nice rhythm, and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone... and then BAM! All hell breaks loose. I tripled myself.

Pause

Laura: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Nathan: You know, tripling. It's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time.

Kelly: For Fucks Sake...

Nathan: Three bodily functions: doing the triple.

by B Gary December 18, 2010

unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006

yeet yourself

a better way of implying suicide.

“did you hear Kevin passed away? he yeeted himself”
“that’s awful, suicide is such an epidemic”
—-
“go yeet yourself!”

by icyberalex January 29, 2020

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016

Love yourself

Being comfortable with who you are, and loving who you are.

Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love God and Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

by SaintNothing September 13, 2017